348. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)

Starring: Jon Voight, Scott Baio, Vanessa Angel

Director: Bob Clark

Running Time: 88 mins

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 is an American film about a group of intelligent babies who have to save the world from an evil genius who develops a way to understand baby language. Yeah.

Well, I don’t really know what compelled me to watch this film, because it is just utterly pathetic. The story was just stupid, each and every single character was beyond irritating, and the worst thing was that it basically just consisted of an hour and a half of babies speaking, which was just grinding my ears to death.

Words cannot describe how poor the comedy was, it was littered with absolutely awful and painful baby puns, ‘Nazis’ who wanted to destroy the babies in the most farcical way possible, as well as countless, and I mean countless, scenes with babies being complete and utter idiots.

One of the worst things was also the fact that this was so cheesy. Of course, the dialogue (which I must point out was most of the time out of sync), was horrible and unintelligent, the story made no sense, and everybody seemed surprisingly cool with babies brawling with bad guys, which would never happen.

And just to anger you more, remember that $20m of the world’s dollars were wasted on this complete atrocity of a film, so because of that, and as well as many other awful factors, this gets a 1.1.