265. Titanic II (2010)

Starring: Shane Van Dyke, Marie Westbrook, Bruce Davison

Director: Shane Van Dyke

Running Time: 90 mins

Titanic II is an American film that follows the journey of the newly-built boat, Titanic II, which marks the 100th anniversary of the maiden voyage of the RMS Titanic in April 1912, however after a collision with an iceberg, history seems to repeat itself.

Thinking about it, I am the only one to blame for the 90 minutes of extreme boredom I experienced while watching this film, because firstly, the reviews from other critics are terrible, and secondly, this was made by the same people who made the ultimately awful film, Nazis At The Centre Of The Earth.

Everything about this film was just beyond bad. The story was so boring I couldn’t believe it, the characters were extremely poorly developed and presented, it had some of the worst CGI and special effects that I have ever seen in it, and the whole thing was both overly predictable and just not at all interesting to watch.

Pretty much, this has to obviously be the second worst film of the year so far, and I was fretting that it might beat the Nazis in Antarctica to the bottom spot, but the only difference was that this was not both awful and harrowing to watch, just awful.

Overall, then, I’ll give this a 0.6, because it was just really really really bad, and I can’t even be bothered to conclude the reasons why I thought so, just don’t watch this film whatever you do.